dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
tell me about the fingering
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