I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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