hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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