We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
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