Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
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