all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
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