: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
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