the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
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