she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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