the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
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