I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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