Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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