Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
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