You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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