There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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