after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
I enjoy the company of your penis
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