Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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