All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
Randomize
