Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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