i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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