I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
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