we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
Sex in the backyard? Check.
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