Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
Terrible idea I love it
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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