he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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