it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
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