i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
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