I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
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