Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
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