Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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