i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
the new term for farting is butt boxing.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
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