He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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