The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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