if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
Are we still banned from the library?
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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