good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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