Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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