And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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