talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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