I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
Do you know why I woke up with a half peeled lemon in my purse with a post-it that said "eat me" on it?
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
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