does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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