ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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