i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
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