I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
Randomize
