i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
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