So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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