That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
I'm too high and old for this...
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
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