He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
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