I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
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