Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
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