i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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