found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
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