we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
Randomize
