He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
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