let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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