If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
Why were you staring at her like that over breakfast?
Because I was eating with a spoon to remind her that she threw up on my hand while she was MAKING me spoon with her after our drunk sex. She got it. Don't worry.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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