You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
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