no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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