Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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