I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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