You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
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